Santa's top 20 pickup lines

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 22-Dec-2007 23:40:03

The Top 20 Santa Pick-Up Lines


20> "What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list
like this?"

19> "The whip ain't just for the reindeer, sweetcheeks."

18> "Bet I can make you a believer again."

17> "You know, I only come once a year, and I'd hate to waste it
on an unconscious Britney like last year."

16> "How'd you like to get all harnessed-up, you little Vixen?"

15> "Whattaya say, babe -- you, me, a rooftop and a nice chilled
bottle of 2% lowfat?"

14> "Ho, ho, ho -- ho!"

13> "Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want. Then you
can sit on Santa's face and give him what *he* wants."

12> "Wanna feel the Christmas spirit inside you?"

11> "My 'bowl full of jelly'? It's that K-Y warming stuff."

10> "Who's your daddy? That's right: Father Christmas!"

9> "You know, after staring at reindeer butts all night, yours
looks especially appealing."

8> "Honey, you could even say it glows."

7> "Big Daddy Claus da the house! Now your stockings aren't the
only things by the chimney that are hung!"

6> "Forget the cookies and milk. Can I have a go at your
cupcakes?"

5> "Technically, I'm not allowed to leave your house until I've
properly stuffed *all* your stockings."

4> "Wanna get sleighed?"

3> "Baby, I'll take you 'round-the-world tonight if I can get
you into the sack."

2> "Well, what do you know... there *is* a creature stirring."


and the Number 1 Santa Pick-Up Line...


1> "Lady, with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonight?"

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 22-Dec-2007 23:42:29

LMAO! Fabulous! As soon as I saw the topic title, I knew I had to read this. Hahahahaha!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 22-Dec-2007 23:47:30

I always knew Santa was a dirty old man. LOL

Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2007 3:27:46

How about, "come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2007 7:10:31

hahahaha!. ho! ho! ho

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2007 9:59:07

lol, that's awesome!

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2007 14:21:19

That's
1. good.
2. still good.
3. very good.
4. another goddam list.

Bob

Post 8 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2007 14:35:58

funny

Post 9 by Glenja (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2007 14:40:02

I may have to try some of these tomorrow night...lol

Post 10 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Wednesday, 26-Dec-2007 14:42:06

I am never going to look at santa the same way again!

Post 11 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Wednesday, 26-Dec-2007 21:05:00

hahahahah nice! Ho, ho, ho -- ho!